I have a title: "I am so fucking sick of you, you lame asshole". The lyrics are basically "fuck" over and over again. I actually had a good idea recently, but of course it got lonely and ran away.
I would not make love to John Ritter, even if he were alive (I would fuck him senseless [that is a lie. I am a liar]).
In order to promote vaginal health, I urge you not to leave tampons in too long and to urinate after sex. Good night.
Oh, P.S. Ed Westwick was in Son of Rambow and was super hot. I only talk about celebrities I would and would not like to see naked and flopping around. Whatever.