Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Since we don't make any music, Erika hasn't even joined this blog and I am the only one posting...

I have a title: "I am so fucking sick of you, you lame asshole". The lyrics are basically "fuck" over and over again. I actually had a good idea recently, but of course it got lonely and ran away.

I would not make love to John Ritter, even if he were alive (I would fuck him senseless [that is a lie. I am a liar]).

In order to promote vaginal health, I urge you not to leave tampons in too long and to urinate after sex. Good night.

Oh, P.S. Ed Westwick was in Son of Rambow and was super hot. I only talk about celebrities I would and would not like to see naked and flopping around. Whatever.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

In continuation of "Gale Harold is a Nazi"

(why was he sometimes so ugly on Queer as Folk? Isn't the whole point of his character to be hot?)

A bird tried to attack me today and it was really traumatizing.

I hate you and want to die. God bless.

Friday, January 2, 2009

The First Thing I Have to Say


Now that that is out of the way, I am depressed. Gale Harold is in the episode of Grey's Anatomy I'm watching. He's a totally racist paramedic with a HUUUUUGE swastika tattoo on his stomach.